AUSTIN, TX The internets was permanently broken today by the discovery by me of a video (on wimp.com) of a sloth loving on a cat—which I know sounds disgusting, but, trust me, turns out to be really so freaking cute—set to the accompaniment of this hippish sounding pop song called I’m Yours, by Jason Mraz (sp? really?).
The synchronicity of over-the-top endearingly odd cuteness and harmlessly catchy song that could be from a car commercial overloaded the internets with it’s overpowering meta-memeness.
“That’s it,” said a representative at internets headquarters. “We’re done. Closed. Permanently. What the fuck more could you people want after this?”