Latest ignored letter to People Magazine

This is not the issue. But this looks good, too.Dear People People:

Look, People, if Prince Henry (August 27) wants to crush his wild oats, I say let him. The poor dear is one parent away from orphanhood. And thanks to big brother Willard, he is the boy who shan’t not be King. So why can’t he have some fun and let his pants down? I feel we are too hard on our youths already, which may be why they all still live at home and/or castle. But why should we judge Prince Henry more harshly just because he was born with a silver fork in his tongue?

Royally miffed, I remain,

R. D. Elmayl