As we all now understand, the Internet is a morass of overhyped and/or misleading and/or deceptive content, the sole purpose of which is to expose you to,
A) Advertising, and;
2) Links leading to more bullshit content.
These stories, which exist only to sucker us into viewing them, are known as click-bait.
Coming up with the content itself is easy. You either just make shit up, or you wait until the last paragraph to weasel out of the premise teased by your headline: “But as it turns out, despite hundreds of Internet headlines to the contrary, Kim Kardashian did not have an alien vagina transplant.”
No, it’s coming up with the premises themselves, as trumpeted by the headlines, that are difficult. And that’s where we come in.
Together, we can help those poor burned-out click-bait headline writers come up with ways of enticing gullible idiots to click on links they know in their hearts are bullshit, but are so bored and desperate for a little novelty they’ll click on them anyway.
After all, who knows better than we do what gullible, bored and desperate idiots want?
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