Amazing, Though False #3

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Canada) moonlights as the grotesquely masked lead singer of death metal band Slipknot.

Ice can experience feelings of remorse.

Shortly after Alexander Graham Bell made the first wired telephone, forgotten 19th century inventor L. Danley Murtaugh developed a basic system for wireless telecommunications, but abandoned it because coverage was spotty and roaming rates threatened to send him to the county poor house.

Humans share over 99% of their DNA with chimps, but chimps adamantly refuse to give up the genes that enable them to rip off a man’s testicles with a flick of the wrist.

NASA’s Mars Rover is equipped with hydraulics that let engineers on Earth bounce it up and down when stopped at red lights.

At least 19 current members of Congress have cloven hoofs.