Wait, I ate corn yesterday?
Who are some of the greatest ancient leaders whom mankind has no record of whatsoever?
Why is Joey such a bastard to me sometimes?
Did I really just have that terrible thought, or did I imagine thinking it?
Who gives a shit about me the least?
Why don’t food marketers alter their products so that they make your pee smell funny after you eat them, like asparagus, so as to reinforce brand memory?
Who the hell could be calling at this hour?
What does this finger smell like to you?
How long until my night demons come back?
What is up with that woman over there?
What was I just about to ask before I forgot?
A tip o’ the Oblogatory dunce cap to Chris W. for the inspiration.