Exclamations, imperatives and interrogatives from The Home Mag

This ad circular came in the mail today.

All puncuation and capitalization sic. 

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Want Beautiful Countertops?

Upgrade Your Shower Doors!

Take Back Your Yard!

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The Heat Is On! We’ve Got Shade!

Why Replace When You Can Renew?

Looking for More Customers? …Need Real Results? Our Readers are Looking for You! 

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Beat the Heat…Build Your POOL Now!

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Find Even More Great Ideas!

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TOTALLY TEXAN!

Fastest Delivery- Often HALF the time of the competition!

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Glass Doors That Stay Clean!

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Why Buy a Sun Freedom America Solar Water Heater?

Summer Special! Installation Included!

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We do custom designs!

NOTHING ELSE COMPARES TO CARVESTONE™!

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Looks and feels like stone! No Tear-Out needed!

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You enjoy it!

We guarantee… You’ll be delighted you worked with us!

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Our Pools Have Never Been More Affordable!

A Proud Texas Company!

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go frameless! 100% lifetime warranty!

All OFFERS on this ad can be COMBINED!

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Can’t find a thing? Call The Garage King!

STOP Paying for an Offsite Storage Unit! Our RACKS pay for themselves in less than a year!

It Is Hot…Save Now On Shutters Save Later On Energy Bills!

Celebrating Our 40th Year Of Business!

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What Are You Waiting For?

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Bathroom Remodeling is ALL WE DO!

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Take advantage of great rebates & tax incentives while you can!

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ENJOY YOUR SUMMER!

Fashion in Motion Sales Event!

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SUMMER IS HERE! LET US GET YOU ORGANIZED!

END YOUR BOUT WITH DIRTY GROUT!

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Got UGLY Concrete?

“Finally…an Overlay that looks like REAL STONE!”