Run, do not walk, to your local newsstand to purchase the Jan 2014 issue of Texas Monthly for the annual Bum Steer Awards.
Run—like David Dewhurst, the Astros and the Texans (but not Ted Cruz; he’s reading)—as if a giant mutant longhorn steer was going to crush the Astrodome on top of you.
I’m really proud of the work we did this year. If you like teh funny, it are for you!
What are you waiting for? Go! Buy!