Surprise! Your cat could give two shits about you.

Using dogs and cats instead of human children, Daniel Mills, a veterinary science dude in Great Britain, recreated an experiment that measured the bond babies have with their mothers. He learned three things:

1. Human babies are greatly attached to their mothers

2. Dogs are greatly attached to their owners

3. Cats will pretty much whore themselves out to whoever is handiest

We are shocked, shocked.