What's New in Version 3.2.7.1.6.2.8

 

  • Compatibility with latest OS updates.
  • Compatibility with your Aunt Margaret’s husband Phil, whom no one else can stand.
  • Fixed a bug that caused certain users to have the app drain their checking accounts via Electronic Funds Transfer.
  • Created another bug that will cause different users to have the app drain their checking accounts via EFT, because the other users got wise and were being all pissy about it.
  • Started wearing a new cologne, not that you’d notice or anything.
  • Added new levels, chapters and tasks featuring Sparky the Wonder Pig.
  • Reassured Sparky the Wonder Pig that chapter 13’s new “Find a Pig and Roast It” task had nothing to do with him.
  • Let one of our junior programmers add a bunch of superfluous text to the code, because it was his birthday and we were all drunk.
  • Made the junior programmer remove the superfluous text from the code and ordered him to go buy us aspirin and breakfast tacos.
  • Buried an Easter egg in Level 18, Chapter 6, Task 3, “Go find Janet’s reading glasses.”
  • Oh, shit. Never mind.
  • Did some stuff that made it look like we were working when we were really playing Plants Vs. Zombies.
  • Upped the dosage of virtual antidepressants for Sparky the Wonder Pig.