Highlights of an Astros fan's season so far

Opening day, 4-6-12
Hope springs eternal. (Astros record 0-0)

4-9-12
Astros defeat the Atlanta Braves 8-3. (Astros record 3-1, season high water mark)

4-14-12
Astros defeat Miami Marlins 5-4 to return to .500, the closest they will come to a winning season for the rest of the year. (4-4)

5-5-12
Astros snap off their fifth win in a row, their longest winning streak of the year. (13-14)

5-31-12
I find a dollar in the street. (22-29)

6-11-12
Astros idle, go undefeated for the day. (26-34)

6-22-12
Dentist says I have no cavities. (28-42)

7-4-12
Ooh, fireworks! (32-50)

7-29-12
Have a nice chat with my sister. (35-68)

8-2-12
Astros idle, go undefeated for the day. (35-71)

8-15-12
I can’t think of the name of this song that I always forget the name of, but then I do. (39-80)

8-29-12
After weeks of searching online, I finally find a replacement carafe for the coffee maker. (40-90)

9-2-12
Quiet Sunday at home with Mrs. Oblogatory. (41-93)

9-6-12
Astros idle, go undefeated for the day. (42-95)