Oblogatory Cartoon Cartoon Contest #3

I supply the captions, you supply the cartoons. 

A tip o’ the Oblogatory pith helmet to the winner of Cartoon Cartoon Contest #2, Lawless Member of El Raunchito, CA.

Now here are the captions:

“Well, I have some good news and some bad news, and the bad news is that the good news isn’t all that good.”

“It’s a special kind. It comes from France.”

“Well, certainly a lit fuse would be a cause for concern ordinarily, but who am I to question your ‘wait-and-see’ approach?”