I supply the captions, you supply the cartoons.
Congratulations to the winner of Cartoon Cartoon Contest #1, Furbitha Simplex of Degrader, IL.
Now here’s the captions:
“I think someone—specifically me—needs his diaper changed.”
“Bloody Mary, type O if you have it, and plasma-only. I’m on a diet.”
“What’s a girl need to do to get objectified around here?”
Send in those captions, kids!