Oblogatory Cartoon Cartoon Contest #2

I supply the captions, you supply the cartoons. 

Congratulations to the winner of Cartoon Cartoon Contest #1, Furbitha Simplex of Degrader, IL. 

Now here’s the captions:

“I think someone—specifically me—needs his diaper changed.”

 

“Bloody Mary, type O if you have it, and plasma-only. I’m on a diet.”

 

“What’s a girl need to do to get objectified around here?”

Send in those captions, kids!