I was at the grocery store yesterday laying in cat food for hurrican season when at the checkout counter I saw your latest issue with Paula Deems on the cover. I guess whenever my mailman is done reading it I’ll get my copy at home.
Oh, sorry. Mail carrier. What. Ever. She’s still got hairier legs than me.
But I don’t even need to read the cover story by Paula Deems, “How I lost 30 whole pounds, and aren’t I just so great?!”
Judging from the photo, the answer to this astounding weight loss miracle is neither, “By having my big mouth sewn shut,” nor, “By having my fat, ego-inflated head removed.”
So I really don’t care.
Yours most respectfully, etc., etc.,
R. David Malley
PS: Looking forward to the Katy Perry article though. She’s precious!