Oblogatory Cartoon Cartoon Contest #1

No doubt you are familiar with the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest, where they supply the cartoon and readers vie to supply the best caption. 

Well, this ain’t that. 

No, see, it’s better. 

I supply the captions and you supply the cartoons. Brilliant? Yes!

Another innovation: I will be giving you three cartoonless captions; choose the one you want to supply the cartoon to. 

Ready? Here we go:

CARTOON 1

“Jesus, Bill. The captain wasn’t done with that.”

CARTOON 2

“Of course I mind if you ‘just take a little sniff.’”

CARTOON 3

“He only does that when he’s happy. Guess he’s REALLY happy.”

OK, let’s get those cartoons rollin’ in, folks!