As many pubic puns as I could think of in 15 minutes

Because I can’t leave this pubic area alone. 


As a freelance sex worker, I need an experienced certified pubic accountant.

My mother frowned on pubic displays of affection.

The young man was seeking a partner to handle his initial pubic offering.

In today’s society, there’s a vanishing difference between private and pubic.

Narcissist though he was, he clearly adored his pubic.

If you’re going to scratch, please don’t do it in pubic.

My rabbit shy? No way—he’s a very pubic hare.

I learned about my STD from the pubic address announcer.