Advertising slogans that didn't catch on


“Won’t harm babies.”—Respacher’s Baby Food

“Is it pure? Is your sister?”—Molman Dairy

“For a remarkable meat-like taste.”—Strunch Industrial Food Products

“We’ll screw you, but good!”—L&G Household Fastener Corp.

“Your wife won’t know the difference.”—Bibble’s Fine Cubic Zirconia

“Real men know beer is beer.”—Smith’s Discount Brewery

“Looks just like the real thing!”—Replica Pharmaceuticals