2013 Texas Monthly Bum Steers issue available now!

Click pic to read why Lance got the honors this year (not like it wasn’t obvious).

It’s the ALL-SINGINGEST, ALL-DANCINGEST, ALL-PEE-YOUR-PANTSINGEST Texas Monthly Bum Steers ever! 

READ about the man who adopted his girlfriend!

LEARN the wrong way to work on your tan while unicycling!

THRILL to the cruel antics of educators who should not be allowed near children!

LAUGH to keep from crying over the prurient behavior of our law enforcement officers!

CRY when you realize you live in the same state with these nutjobs!

In all seriousness, as a humorist, working on this was more fun than ever this year, and I think the results show in the work. It’s really funny.

Pick it up at your newstand today, or, hey, why not?—SUBSCRIBE