Most recent rejected letter to People Magazine

The Editors
People Magazine
People Magazine Place
New York, New York, New York

Dear People of People:

As someone who has suffered it’s horrible disfiguring effects, I am urging you once again to stop kidding around about Brangelina.

Brangelina is no joke, and there is no known cure. Millions of Americans suffer from this debilitating disease. Thousands of them will die on the waiting list for a head transplant that will never come. And yet to you people at People it’s all a big joke.

Do you hear me laughing, People? I didn’t think so. You’ll not hear chortle one from these parts.

For the last time, ixnay on the angelina-Bray.

Yours,

R. David Lemlay
Brangelina Terribleness Awareness Foundation