Oblogatory Qulture Quiz #1

1. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were married for approximately how long before he filed for divorce?

A. 385 days
B. 350 days
C. 285 days
D. Who?

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2. How much did a website offer any man who could provide verifiable proof that he had sex with Marcus Bachmann, the pray-away-the-gay counselor and husband of soon-to-be ex-presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann?

A. $5,000
B. $10,000
C. $25,000
D. $100,000

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3. Who did an ad in the Austin Chronicle ask to come forward with details about their sexual peccadilloes with soon-to-be ex-presidential candidate Rick Perry?

A. Grannies, trannies, homos, bobos
B. Strippers, escorts, young hotties, gay people
C. “Democrat” officeholders
D. Marcus Bachmann

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4. On a recent date night, what did Rosie O’Donnell and fiancée Michelle Rounds pound?

A. Alternating shots of Jaegermeister and Red Bull
B. Artisinal vegan BBQ
C. Alaskan king crab, pork belly skewers and Wagyu beef
D. The face of an intrusive paparazzo

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5. TV actor Corbin Bernsen is one of the world’s leading collectors of what?

A. Corbin Bernsen memorabilia
B. Stuckey’s placemats
C. Rare coins
D. Snow globes

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