What to Call It If "Class Warfare" Fails to Resonate

Weakening the protective private-sector money dam

Unfluffing the comfy cash cushion

Disincentivizing lassitude

Forced rebracketing

Radical fundamentalist fair-ism

Forcibly suppressing our natural greed reflex

Unfairly attacking poor, defenseless regressive taxation

Arrogantly and arbitrarily favoring selflessness over selfishness

Robbing the gilt, diamond-encrusted cookie jar

Stealing from Peter (Posspount-Weatherford III, Esq.) to pay Pablo

Dishonoring massive inherited wealth

Ignoring the sacrifices made by our robber-baron forefathers