Honest blurbs for this weekend's movie openings

“Not too bad, though I could have done without the last 15 minutes, aka the “climatcic battle scene.”
R. Lamley, Living with Sciatica

“I couldn’t get the girls’ locker room sequence out of my head, at least for those few minutes right before bedtime.”
P. Buckman, Teen Boy

“I was afraid the explosions would be much louder.”
N. Ethier, Moviegoing Moms

“Two stumps up! Way up!”
A. Mostro, Cruelty Fancier

“It’s no Inception. Thank God.”
Me, Oblogatory

“Don’t go by what I think.”
S. Yalnerga, Total Curmudgeon