Uh, yeah, feels so good. What a rush!
- Spikes kids’ Halloween candy with human papillomavirus vaccine so that they’ll all want to have sex when they get older.
- Gets turned on by wife’s dirty talk, such as, “Do me—I’ve been a bad state, Ricky!”
- Is sometimes mistaken for a wax figure of himself.
- Is not related to Katy Perry but has “reached out” to her.
- Is also not related to Gaylord Perry, Admiral Perry, Steve Perry, Joe Perry, Perry Mason, Peri Tineal or a bowl of bosc pears.
- Has a state treasury account ATM, but only uses it for personal emergencies, like weekdays.
- OK, and weekends.
- When shown photos of his ass and a hole in the ground, correctly picked his ass 6 times out of 10.