Garbage cart #10701411 is OUR garbage cart!

Last week, we put out our garbage on Tuesday morning same as always. On Tuesday afternoon, we noticed our garbage cart was missing. Apparently, someone took it. Well, the joke’s on them, because now we got a brand new one from the City. It’s a genuine Toter® brand model, fully injection molded, with a new, countoured, easier-to-roll design.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, GARBAGE CART THIEF!

Oblogatory spokesmodel Lupita shows off new garbage cart.