Word embargo: phrases you may not utter this week

 

Lookit, I’m really stressed out right now, OK? And if I hear anyone use one of the following bullshit doublespeak phrases, I can’t promise that I won’t start shrieking uncontrollably. Fair warning: 

Leverage our capabilities
Backfill that position
Plot the social graph
Reach out to
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