Summer blockbusters I'm holding out for

 

Express Lane Vigilante 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on punishing any jerk in the Express Lane with more than 10 items.

Butt Patrol 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on beating up any jerk who callously throws a cigarette butt out the car window at a stoplight. (Note: not to be confused with the Butt Patrol series released by Magnumm Adult Entertainment, Inc.)

Representative Retaliation 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on exacting competent, fair governance from the Texas Senate and House of Representatives.

Pool Protector 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on inflicting public humiliation on any parent allowing their toddler to wade into a public pool without a fully functioning swim diaper.

Rainmaker 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on wringing precipitation from the evil Dr. Dry-Sky.

Shaved Ice Shredder 2—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on teaching a lesson to people who wait until they are at the front of the 45-minute shaved ice line to decide which of the 900 flavors to choose.

Gratuitous 3-D Pummeller 2, in 3-D—Jet Li returns as a martial arts enforcer bent on pummelling craven studio executives and exhibitors who charge moviegoers premium ticket prices for presentation gimmicks that fail to overcome the lack of compelling plot or characters. In 3-D.