Web and app startups I'm ready to spin off for the right price

NYT: Microsoft Announces $8.5 Billion Deal to Acquire Skype

Pflunk.com—Term paper templates for the cost-conscious

Piggybroke.com—Like Mint.com, only not as good

Tiny Winged Irate Avian Creatures—Innovative casual game app that is ready to become the Next Big Thing as soon as we work out some minor issues regarding phones overheating and burning
 
Sneepussums.com—Not sure what this one does yet, but URL alone should be worth a few million $
 
FlossFrightener—This clever iPhone app encourages daily dental hygiene by letting you model various stages of gum disease and tooth loss in your actual mouth

Unimpeachablealibi.com—No matter what you’ve been accused of, we’ve got IP data that proves you were at home doing online charity work