No time to create brilliant content this morning, so I thought I’d post a video of the “worst commercial ever,” which is such a totally arbitrary concept, but, hey, it’s the Internet, so whatever, right? Anyway, I couldn’t decide on just one, so I chose two; one to represent low budget local TV, and one to represent the bad old days of mainstream national advertising. I seriously doubt either one of these represents anything like “the worst,” but they suck, and they’re funny, so screw it. It’s a blog. What do you want?