Let’s say it together: BARREL FRESH GOODNESS!
I mean, that must have been one tough day at the copy mill:
CD: Where’s my callout for the Libby’s label?
CW: Oh, my head.
CD: Who told you to eat a dozen Jagermeister jello shots last night, stupid?
CW: Go away!
CD: Not until you give me a sauerkraut callout.
CW: OK, OK. (pause) Made with… (mumbling)
CD: Sorry? Didn’t get that.
CW: I said, made with barrel fresh goodness, asshole!
CW: (moaning, now curled up on floor)
CD: It’s pretty good, but it’s too long. How about we lose the last word, so it’s just, “Made with barrel fresh goodness?”
CD: Yeah, that works. I’m going to get this to Matty. He can build a “made with barrel fresh goodness” ribbon or some shit. And don’t forget we have a meeting on the new mixed fruit can labels in 10 minutes.