Worst commercial now? Guys asks lady vampire to Chili's

I don’t watch a ton of TV, so now that it’s the World Series, I’m being exposed to more TV commercials than I’ve seen all year. And I’m thrilled to be able to bring you the one I am loving to hate the most. 

Unfortunately, Chili’s has only posted the 30-second version. The 15-second version, which is all they show during the ballgames, features quicker, tighter shots of the actor’s faces. It really brings out the guy’s crazy bug-eyes and the lady’s fang-like incisors. She’s much prettier and a lot less freakish looking here. But the inanity of the whole thing is still wholly intact. I don’t know, is this some kind of coded message only Chili’s-heads get? ‘Cause it’s pretty whack, and not in no good kinda way. Look for fangs around :06.