My Eco-Concierge’s To-Do List

“They will run your errands by bicycle, recommend a spa that gives vegan manicures or buy organic clothes for you and your dog. They will even book you a dream vacation and buy the appropriate carbon offsets. Green living is just so much easier when you have your own personal environmental concierge.” NYT—Personal Eco-Concierges Ease Transition to Green

 

 

 

 

 Hi, Janet. Here’s what I need your help with today. Check (soy ink) is in envelope (100% post-consumer waste):

• Sweep up mine tailings
• Aerate industrial sludge pile
• Sanitize the reactors (please use biodegradable, all-natural sanitizer)
• Convert Hummer to run on clean-burning flower petals
• Install low-flow spray jets on automatic driveway washer
• Lecture third-world villagers on virtues of conservation
• Remove carbon footprints from rainforest garden terrace
• Downsize family by one child (spare the girl; either boy is fine)