Famous Last Words

“Next stop, Bergen, New Jersey!”“Are you gonna be scared of a few Russians in winter?!” —N. Bonaparte


“Relax, guys—this’ll all blow over.”—R. Nixon


“We’re our own country now, so there.”—The Confederacy


“Palin for President 2012”—Bumper sticker


“Mission accomplished.”—W. Bush


“Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.”—G.  Wallace


“The Allies invade Europe? That’ll be the day!”—A. Hitler


“Occupy Wall Street? Trust me, it’s going nowhere.”—Anonymous plutocrat