Dude, I am calling bullshit on your foot gloves.


 C’mon. Can you honestly say with a straight face that these aren’t going to wind up in the back of your closet with the Crocs and the Shape-Ups in six months? Can you honestly say you don’t believe that the P.T. Barnums of the shoe world are going to come out with upgraded models that will add cushioned soles, a padded tongue and other enhancements that will offer the performance and comfort of, well, running shoes? 

Dude, c’mon. That’s it. Take ‘em off. We’re not about judgments here.
There. Isn’t that better?