Tweets you should NOT expect from me today

Had my coffee and do not feel like going straight back to bed AT ALL!!!!!

@Dane Cook Funny!

 Need two tickets to #JustinBieber. Price not an object. Anyone?

 Look out frowns, I’m comin’ to turn you upside downs!

 Ha! I finally won that argument with the #voicesinmyhead!

 @SarahPalin Gosh, that’s a swell idea!