Top 10 reasons I don’t “do” Letterman-style lists

  • You’ll know why when the app comes out
  • Format thwarts creativity, according to imaginary friend Wilbeforce
  • Still traumatized by painful childhood incident when father dropped extra long list on my foot
  • Can’t figure out how to make lists using Microsoft EasyListmaker Pro XL ’07 and Microsoft stopped supporting EasyListmaker Pro Jr.
  • Worried making it seem to easy will bring crush of competitors into the lucrative field of whatever the hell it is I do
  • Takes too much time away from my lolcat captioning
  • Wife’s delicate constitution can’t withstand constant hilarity
  • Children in Bangladesh are lucky if they get even one funny item and you want an entire  list?
  • Cheap laffs; I’ve got my pride
  • Two words: it’s been done