Big Fall fan relates: M.E.S. tattoo ill-advised-uh!

What went through his feeble brain-uh?

I said, what went through

His feeble brain-uh?

The visage on his flesh embedded-uh

The visage!

On his flesh!

Embedded-uh!

Begs a trip

To the laser doctor-uh

To the laser!

Doctor-uh!

It b-b-b-b-b-begs a trip

A scalpel laser-uh

U.S. sod fan reckoning

A scalpel laser-uh

A scalpel laser-uh

Chicago Reader: Is that Mark E. Smith on Your Trapezius?