'94 Hard Body—U can't touch this!*

I washed my truck today. Isn’t it beautiful?

Some will argue that the ‘93 Hard Body, the one that had the old style, less breakdown-prone oxygen sensor, is superior. Some might insist that the ‘95 Hard Body, with its more durable interior window hardware, holds up better. But me? Well, sir, I’m a ‘94 man. Easy to see why, isn’t it?

*For accuracy’s sake, I suppose I’m obliged to note that technically U can touch this, U’d just be well-advised not to, lest me and my boyz deign to venture to Ur crib and proceed to verbally and physically assail U as punishment for touching this.