Everything I need to know in life I learned from Angry Birds

Don’t beat yourself up about making the same mistakes over again. Tap pause/replay.

When faced with a difficult task, it’s often best to arc in low and detonate your bird on impact.

Never trust a green pig with your eggs.

Don’t rent to green pigs either.

Personal productivity is overrated.

Sometimes I like to destroy things. With birds.

Never send a blue or red bird to do a yellow or black bird’s job.

If I think up a fun, creative and stoopidly addictive game, people will give me lots of money.

I really just don’t like green pigs, and I’m OK with that.