Don’t beat yourself up about making the same mistakes over again. Tap pause/replay.
When faced with a difficult task, it’s often best to arc in low and detonate your bird on impact.
Never trust a green pig with your eggs.
Don’t rent to green pigs either.
Personal productivity is overrated.
Sometimes I like to destroy things. With birds.
Never send a blue or red bird to do a yellow or black bird’s job.
If I think up a fun, creative and stoopidly addictive game, people will give me lots of money.
I really just don’t like green pigs, and I’m OK with that.