Only in SkyMall can jizz on your shoes be cool

God, how I love SkyMall. It’s the only place I know to find the “lastest developments in ancient Oriental healing methods.” Or a life-sized abominable snowman sculpture in hand-painted poly-resin. But on a flight this weekend, the Oblogatory staff spotted a callout in the ad for spring-loaded gravity defyer™ shoes that just blew our minds. One of us said, “Is that a sperm logo on the shoe?” Then we noticed the little line from the sperm to the copy callout: “Slick Seed of Life Logo—Because it’s cool!” Wha? Huh? Puts the “Stop Imagining!” headline in a whole new light. 

Some copywriters have all the fun. Sorry the picture is so crappy.