Possible excuses for falling down on the blog job this week

Just washed keyboard and haven’t been able to do a thing with it 

Waiting for details of blogging compensation package to get ironed out

Stubborn case of “space bar thumb”

Filling out MacArthur Genius Award application in someone else’s handwriting taking longer than expected

Slow nasal douche news week

My bad—thought Internet was closed for remodeling

Debate prep contract extended by O’Donnell campaign

Wrote several brilliant items, forgot to hit “post”

Busy counting ad revenue

Went to bed Sunday night, just woke up today