We have met the enemy, and he is HTML 5

T’ank God! I was beginning to think I was going to have to start the week without something to worry about! 

Dear Technology Answer Man:
Will HTML 5 really steal my children?
Petrified on the Webs

Dear POTWs:
Yes, HTML 5 will steal your children, but it will bring them back after sterilizing them and rendering them unable to procreate. Hope this helps.

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